[travel] Mom, you literally don't understand!

[mattbell]

I noticed that teenagers in Eastern Europe often wear T shirts with especially bold or risque slogans on them. I realized that they can get away with it partially because their Soviet-era parents probably never learned English. Sample slogans include:

“Are you man enough to turn me on?”
“Fuck for love not for babies”
“Attention Ladies: I'm the one you've been looking for.”

Since milder forms of these shirts are popular in America, I'm thinking of starting a meta-parody line of them with slogans like

“Arrogant self-assessment”
“Bold statement designed to boost my self confidence”
“Remark designed to filter out timid boys.”
“Ironic claim of unassailability given that I'll do just about anyone after a couple of drinks.”

Comments

[miriam-littlebones.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

I'd totally wear those last two.