Extremely rare aviation event

Water landings are extremely rare... there have only been a handful (<10) of large commercial airliners that have ever attempted an emergency water landing. (That of course doesn't stop stewardesses from addressing how you prepare for one.) So what's the chance of one happening at a location that's literally visible out the window of the headquarters of a national media conglomerate?

Apparently not zero.

Also... everyone's safe and off the plane.