[travel] How to experience all three Amsterdam cliches at the same time.

[mattbell]

Tourist: "Hey, you'll do anything, right?"
Prostitute. "Yeah, whatever you want."
Tourist: Okay. I want you to take me through the canals on the pedal boat while I sit in back and smoke a joint."

Comments

[jhogan.livejournal.com]

Did you actually overhear that conversation?

[nasu-dengaku.livejournal.com]

Only in my imagination. I did however see a drunken guy dressed as Batman try to ask an on-duty prostitute out on a date. That was funny. It broke the script of two-way objectification you see in the red light district. The prostitute and I exchanged glances of "wow this is wacky even by Amsterdam standards".