[travel] That's it... I'm staying inside the plane...

"This is your captain speaking.  We're just beginning our descent.  The temperature on the ground is a pleasant 70 degrees Celsius. 

Ah, Americans are so cute.  It's a good thing he didn't have to figure out whether to turn on the de-icer.

Also, my flight number was 747.  Looking at my ticket quickly, I expected a much larger airplane.