Sadly I am cursed with a child who gets mad at me when I tell him things like fire spirits live in the dryer. Or the tooth fairy might go on vacation soon, and when she does the Halloween gnomes sub for her and just leave stale candy, so you'd best lose that tooth ASAP. Or Halloween gnomes in general (they sneak in every night for a week after Halloween and snitch a few pieces of candy. They seem partial to chocolate).